A frog walks into a bank and approaches the teller, whose name plate reads, "Patricia Whack".

"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $50,000 loan to take a vacation."

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name.

"I'm Kermit Jagger. My father is Mick Jagger. It's OK to authorize the loan, I know your manager."

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some kind of collateral.

"Sure, how about this?" said Kermit as he produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed. Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and takes the little elephant into a back office.

Patty walks into the manager's office and tells him, "There's a frog out here named Kermit Jagger who claims to know you and wants to borrow $50,000, and he wants to use THIS THING as collateral!?" Patty holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world IS this?"

The bank manager sighs impatiently at her and says..."That's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."

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1970 240Z

Moaner... Groaner.......

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1985 300ZX- GLL Dark Pewter Metallic - Survivor

Hey, quarantine does sad things to the human mind....

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1970 240Z

A duck waddles into CVS to buy some Chapstick. "How would you like to pay for that?" asks the clerk. "Put it on my bill" says the duck.

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1970 240Z

Just know that I'm here for you if you're in need, "Junior".

We're all "looZing it" in different degrees. Ooh Rah!

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1985 300ZX- GLL Dark Pewter Metallic - Survivor

Good to know you've got my "6", but would you walk point?

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1970 240Z

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender sez(ala Rodney Dangerfield) 'Hey! Pal! Why the long face? bah dum bah...tish

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71 240zx

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1970 240Z

I would In Hawaii. LOL.

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1985 300ZX- GLL Dark Pewter Metallic - Survivor