A 14 year old Amish boy and his father, lost visiting the city for their very first time, wound up in a shopping mall.
Looking around they saw a shiny silver wall split into two parts and slide apart, then slide together again.
“What’s that?,” the boy asked his father. The father, never having seen an elevator, replied, “Son, I haven’t a clue.”
Just then, an obese, ugly old woman waddled up to the silver walls and pressed a button. When the walls slid apart she stepped into the little chamber and
the walls closed behind her. The boy and his father watched as lights above the door began to flash in sequence, and then, when the sequenced had reversed, the doors opened, and out stepped a tall hot young blonde in a miniskirt, high heels, and a low cut blouse.
The father, never taking his eyes off the blonde, said quietly to his son, “Boy, hurry up and go fetch your mother.”

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1970 240Z

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1985 300ZX- GLL Dark Pewter Metallic - Survivor

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W.Karl Walton
Somers CT



75' - 280Z - HLS30203249 - #304 Gold Metallic (stockish)
96' - 300zx TT - JN1CZ24d3TX960293 - Black on Black (enhanced)

Hey Frank,

Thanks for starting our day with a chuckle! In these days of seclusion, confusion, and apprehension, we need that.
Fistbump,

Alan

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2007 350Z Grand Touring Roadster "OURZ"