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PostPosted: Mon Nov 15, 2021 11:29 am 
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Three Contractors:

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. One is from Chicago, another is from Kentucky, and the third is from New Orleans.

All three go with a White House official to examine the fence.

The New Orleans contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil.

“Well,” he says, “I figure the job will run about $9,000. That’s $4,000 for materials, $4,000 for my crew and $1,000 profit for me.”

The Kentucky contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, “I can do this job for $7,000. That’s $3,000 for materials, $3,000 for my crew and $1,000 profit for me.”

The Chicago contractor doesn’t measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers, “$27,000.”

The official, incredulous, says: “You didn’t even measure like the other guys. How did you come up with such a high figure? ”

The Chicago contractor whispers back: “$10,000 for me, $10,000 for you, and we hire the guy from Kentucky to fix the fence.”

“Done!” replies the government official.
And that, my friends, is how the $3.5 trillion Build Back Better legislation will work!

Remember... Four boxes keep us free:

– The soap box,

– The ballot box,

– The jury box,

- The bullet box.


“I love my country. It’s the government I’m afraid of!”

PLEASE vote hard and carefully at every election!


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